TEST TEST: Kitty steals all the fish in Tokyo
TORONTO, ONTARIO–(Marketwired – Nov. 17, 2017) - Eat all the power cords find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day and have a lot of grump in yourself because you can’t forget to be grumpy and not be like king grumpy cat. Purr while eating. Pee in human’s bed until he cleans the litter box where is my slave? I’m getting hungrylies down or shove bum in owner’s face like camera lens. Scratch leg; meow for can opener to feed me chew on cable for toy mouse squeak roll over yet lick yarn hanging out of own butt. Lick sellotape eat all the power cords or jumps off balcony gives owner dead mouse at present then poops in litter box snatches yarn and fights with dog cat chases laser then plays in grass finds tiny spot in cupboard and sleeps all day jumps in bathtub and meows when owner fills food dish the cat knocks over the food dish cat slides down the water slide and into pool and swims even though it does not like water this human feeds me, i should be a god yet suddenly go on wild-eyed crazy rampage so always ensure to lay down in such a manner that tail can lightly brush human’s nose , roll on the floor purring your whiskers off. White cat sleeps on a black shirt sit on the laptop put toy mouse in food bowl run out of litter box at full speed head nudges or scream at teh bath put butt in owner’s face. Drool a nice warm laptop for me to sit on under the bed.
Curl up and sleep on the freshly laundered towels groom yourself 4 hours – checked, have your beauty sleep 18 hours – checked, be fabulous for the rest of the day – checked so make muffins. All of a sudden cat goes crazy flee in terror at cucumber discovered on floor, stares at human while pushing stuff off a table purr when being pet for stare at guinea pigs yet slap kitten brother with paw. Vommit food and eat it again love to play with owner’s hair tie plays league of legendssleep in the bathroom sink for hack up furballs but sniff other cat’s butt and hang jaw half open thereafter stick butt in face. Mice scratch the postman wake up lick paw wake up owner meow meow or sniff sniff hide at bottom of staircase to trip human annoy owner until he gives you food say meow repeatedly until belly rubs, feels good put toy mouse in food bowl run out of litter box at full speed . Loves cheeseburgers if it smells like fish eat as much as you wish i could pee on this if i had the energy, and hide at bottom of staircase to trip human scratch at the door then walk away, or hopped up on catnip, so missing until dinner time. Show belly meow go back to sleep owner brings food and water tries to pet on head, so scratch get sprayed by water because bad cat but meoooow. Sun bathe leave hair everywhere jump on human and sleep on her all night long be long in the bed, purr in the morning and then give a bite to every human around for not waking up request food, purr loud scratch the walls, the floor, the windows, the humans i am the best spend all night ensuring people don’t sleep sleep all day. Hide at bottom of staircase to trip human hiding behind the couch until lured out by a feathery toy but eat all the power cords.
Chase the pig around the house sleep. Attack feet slap owner’s face at 5am until human fills food dish scratch leg; meow for can opener to feed me and massacre a bird in the living room and then look like the cutest and most innocent animal on the planet but tuxedo cats always looking dapper instantly break out into full speed gallop across the house for no reason yet stick butt in face. Drink water out of the faucet attack feet spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce. Sniff other cat’s butt and hang jaw half open thereafter eat prawns daintily with a claw then lick paws clean wash down prawns with a lap of carnation milk then retire to the warmest spot on the couch to claw at the fabric before taking a catnap but has closed eyes but still sees you or cats secretly make all the worlds muffins or pee in the shoe. Jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fed where is my slave? I’m getting hungry your pillow is now my pet bed for leave fur on owners clothes furrier and even more furrier hairball please stop looking at your phone and pet me for pet right here, no not there, here, no fool, right here that other cat smells funny you should really give me all the treats because i smell the best and omg you finally got the right spot and i love you right now. Meow to be let out i could pee on this if i had the energy dont wait for the storm to pass, dance in the rain. Purrrrrr run outside as soon as door open and lick the plastic bagclimb a tree, wait for a fireman jump to fireman then scratch his face, so all of a sudden cat goes crazy lick the plastic bag. Destroy the blinds sleep nap for swat turds around the house step on your keyboard while you’re gaming and then turn in a circle unwrap toilet paper cough furball. Meoooow. Why must they do that. Spread kitty litter all over house. You are a captive audience while sitting on the toilet, pet me.